“Sweet
dark confectionary; this book was great! Every story was well constructed,
creepy, and probably funny as hell, if you are significantly bent.”
“For
those readers who love horror, think strange thoughts, and want a few laughs in
the course of your day, this book is for you.”
“Love,
love, love this book.”
“This
collection is an absorbing mix of horror, dark humor and general weirdness that
is sure to please the most discerning reader of fantastic fiction.”
“I
think this collection of stories is kind of like having an illegal adult
magazine when your a teenager-- it's great fun, a bit of a thrill, curious and
confusing, and you would be mortified if your Mother found it under your bed.”
So
what is in this book that mother shouldn’t find…
For
a group of short stories written over a period of several years for unrelated
reasons, "The Crawling Abattoir" wouldn't seem a like candidate to
have a theme, but it does: the hilarity of horror. The funny side of agony. Hit
me with your torture-shtick!
From
the desperation of a lonely necrophile deeply frustrated by unrequited
corpse-love; to a really rotten clown's long drawn-out discovery that success
comes only after paying his dues in multiple broken bones, lacerated kidneys,
lots and lots of blood and more; and to the horrible, horrible, (really
horrible) misfortunes of Little Timmy, an innocent youngster badly mistreated
by the world for no very good reason other than the reader's enjoyment; this
collection will jam a rusty icepick all the way through your funny-bone, and
you'll laugh until you cry through months of expensive, excruciating elbow
rehabilitation. Enjoy!
STORIES:
DWF
Nightfighter
Bug
Mess
The
Worst Clown in the World
The
Reincarnation of the Dolly Llama
Emptiness,
Shaped Like a Man
Kevin
Bacon Killed My Girlfriend
Maniac
Worm
My
Love Is a Dead, Dead Rose
Road
Rage
Autoreaper
The
Willies
Stuck
On You
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