Monday, October 7, 2013

Farrah Abraham’s Girls and Corpses Cover Unleashed! Oh the Horror!


FORMER TEEN MOM STAR
FARRAH ABRAHAM
swings from the back door to the barn door,
embracing America and a rotting FARMER GONE
 in GIRLS and CORPSES MAGAZINE

Iowa farmgirl FARRAH ABRAHAM is featured on an 'America The Grave' cover of Girls and Corpses Magazine, that will have Uncle Sam saluting. ABRAHAM provocatively poses in a red gingham bikini in an American Gothic cover spoof, with her pitchforked pal FARMER GONE.  Inside the magazine is Farrah's nine page sexy spread and a centerfold. 

"I think Girls and Corpses is a great comedic men's magazine," gushes Farrah, "It's my favorite!" The issue, which also features a jaw dropping interview with Abraham, is being listed for pre-sale two months early," explains Deaditor-In-Chief Robert "Corpsy" Rhine. "This is actually our Winter cover but there's so much interest in Farrah Abraham that the cover leaked early. But what better time to reveal the cover than October? 
Pre-sales are being offered now at: http://girlsandcorpses.com/store/index.html

Due to fan excitement, Farrah's G&C magazine is already in high demand. "We were thrilled to work with Farrah, and this issue was very fitting for her admitted lust for older men. Read her featured issue out this December for all the gory details" 

"We haven't had this kind of interest in Girls and Corpses Magazine since our Courtney Stodden corpse bride cover!" states Corpsy. Who could be next... Amanda Bynes?... Lindsay Lohan...?... Miley Cyrus? 

Girls and Corpses VOL. 7 Winter issue celebrates Americana with: Farmer's daughter FARRAH ABRAHAM; The Pope of Trash JOHN WATERS; tattooed corpse ZOMBIE BOY; SEX with Tractors; Death on Route 666; The Body Farm; Metal bands: THE BUTCHER BABIES, MOTIONLESS IN WHITE; CARCASS; WATAIN, EXHUMED; also American Kink with Dr. Victoria; OMG It's The Duck Dynasty XXX Parody; Scott Land's Perverted Puppets; art of ANGUS OBLONG; Graveyard Parties; American Horrors; CoCo The Crack Ho; The Marine Corpse; WILLIAM LUSTIG's horrific UNCLE SAM; American Graves with Sid Graves; HELLFEST hearses;  Sick art of Peach Momoko; These Eyes Have Seen The Gory -- real life paramedics stories; and more Last Laughs, Amateur Corpses of The Month, HOT sexy girls and cold decaying corpses! So order this issue now before the cows come home... and eat you alive. 

GIRLS and CORPSES MAGAZINE is an outrageous comedy magazine distributed on newsstands internationally by Ingram, Diamond, PDG Annas International and also translated into German. The glossy color magazine has been described as dark blend of Maxim meets "Dawn of The Dead" meets MAD.  The Huffington Post voted Girls and Corpses,"The most ridiculous magazine of all time." MTV called Girls and Corpses the "Weirdest magazine in the world!"  Cover celebrities have included: Sheri Moon Zombie, George Romero, Sid Haig, Courtney Stodden, Danielle Harris, Gilbert Gottfried, Harlan Williams, Lloyd Kaufman, Billy Moseley, Scout Taylor-Compton, Farrah Abraham, Mary Carey, Tera Patrick, Rikki Six and others. Check out the madness here: http://girlsandcorpses.com/

Girls and Corpses is the ONLY remaining comedy magazine on newsstands and is in the vein of Maxim meets Dawn of The Dead.

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