Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Coffee Shop of Horrors Screamliner


Coffee so good, it’ll wake the dead. That’s what we offer at the Coffee Shop of Horrors.

We’ve been selling our gourmet beans since 2007, as well as a small selection of tantalizing teas. Our customers and friends love that we combine high quality java with our horror themed sense of humor. Even our mummy says we’re cool. 

One of our promises to you is we won’t sell any coffee over 30 days roasted, if it goes over, we take the bullet and drink it so you never get a bad cup of coffee. Remember, we LOVE you guys because without you there is no us ;) Besides who likes old brains anyways… oops I mean beans. 




We’ve been selling beans on the web for some time, but we’ve decided we want to do more than that. It’s time to bring the Coffee Shop of Horrors to the real world, and then take it all over the real world. We’ve purchased a 26’ Streamline trailer, and need your help to turn it into the Screamline mobile coffee shop. 


We will serve your favorites, from a plain coffee with two shots of scream, to a mochaccino full of frothy doom, with plenty of variety to choose from. Also, if you want a real scream, you’ll all scream for our soft serve ice cream, in our yummy coffee flavors! We’ll also serve locally sourced baked goods, as well as some gluten free options, for those zombies that can’t eat graaaaaaaaaaiiiiiins. 



Like coffee? I know you like horror! Then please help them combine the two and literally bring the coffee to you by clicking the pic!


Please don’t disappoint…


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